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Continue Shopping Your Cart is Empty. It's then you need the industrial-strength power of our massive, ego-crushing posters! These 24"x30" works of dark majesty will beautify your home or workplace with gorgeous photography and smile-killing captions of devastating power. Disorganization My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.

Sensitivity Be advised - I failed the training. Teamwork A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. Tradition Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. Meetings None of us is as dumb as all of us. Government If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions. Believe in Yourself Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Sloth Is my spirit animal. Teams Together, we can do the work of one. Multitasking The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could. Mistakes It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Shopping Cart by Shopify. All rights reserved. Menu Cart. Continue Shopping Your Cart is Empty. When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Sensitivity Be advised - I failed the training. Conspiracy Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control. Disorganization My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.

Frustration When all else fails, look to the healing power of brute force. Go Away Your absence would make my heart grow fonder. Media What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

Narcissism The greatest self-esteem problem of our time is that too many have too much of it. Adversity That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable. Agony Not all pain is gain. Apathy If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us. Arrogance The best leaders inspire by example.

Attitude-Platitude Your attitude determines your altitude about as much as that platitude inspires my gratitude. Bailouts From each according to his ability, to each according to his lack thereof. Beauty If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core. Bitterness Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

Blame The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. Blogging Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few. Bravery Every man dies. But not every man truly lives only to die of sheer stupidity. Burnout Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you. Caution Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns. Change When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.

Change Mafia Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Collaboration When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Collaboration-Hands It's not much use pooling your resources if your chief resource is stupidity. Commitment You don't have to be crazy to work here, but if you are, you'll be taken care of.

Committees Just like teamwork. Only without the work. Conformity When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Congress Proudly defending the status quo long after the quo has lost its status. Creativity Helps artists die young, miserable, and penniless- so their art can have meaning to the old, satisfied, and obscenely rich.

Curiosity Some places remain unknown because no one has ventured forth. Customer Care If we really cared for the customer, we'd send them somewhere better.

Customer Disservice Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.