Funny birthday speech template

I would like to thank both my mom and dad for not only putting up with me but being there when it counted and making me who I am. Thank you! Also to those who I have grown up with and have helped me over the years, you know who you are… I can say that I am truly blessed to have you all in my life!

Last but not least, I need to say thank you to everyone who has helped to set up and make today happen. I hope everyone enjoys themselves. Lets all have a drink and have a great time. I want to take a moment to say thank you for everyone who has come down to come celebrate this birthday with me.

It means a lot that you have all taken the time and I must say that I am blessed to have each and every one of you in my life. Thank you. A birthday is very important to a child. The cake, the candles and gifts are something which they which they look forward to weeks on end. As we get older, we begin to realize that more important than materialistic things are the things we celebrate to those who are most closest to us.

I would like to say thank you for not only your best wishes and lovely gifts but for being here and making it the night that it is. I would like to give a big shout out to all people involved it the planning of this special day of mine. As you all can see, a lot of time and effort has been spent to make this venue look beautiful and I am truly appreciative.

For all of you who made the effort to come down here and celebrate this milestone of mine. I could not be happier as all of you in one way, shape, or form have shaped me to be the person I am today and for that I am eternally grateful.

Through good times and bad, through sickness and in health, I have been supported and guided every step of the way and that has only reassured to me what really matters in life. I have been quick to learn that all the flashy and shiny things in life slowly begin to fade, though the one thing that continues to shine in my world is the true connections and relationships I have formed with my family and friends.

So enough about all this sentimental nonsense. Thank you all for coming and I hope you enjoy the night. Little does she know that I cheat from the answers on the bottom of the cross word page Ha-Ha. So as I get older and reflect, I would have to say best moments through out my life would have to be drawn to three main beautiful ones.

Second would be becoming a father to these beautiful children standing in front of me, I am blessed to have the opportunity to raise these amazing children of mine and have never been more proud. And thirdly, to the many people here today celebrating my birthday. I felt like writing this speech took me few minutes though I was told I was writing for most of the bloody day! Thank you everyone for coming here today and celebrating this unforgettable night with me celebrating another year younger.

Some of us are not the best when it comes to remembering birthdays, but there is no way I could forget the birthday for the one I love. We are all here today to celebrate because Name has touched our lives in one way or another.

Today I want to openly say how much they mean to me. This is their birthday, and birthdays are supposed to be days which stand out in life. So Name , I want to say thank you for being so caring over the years and making me so proud to be your partner.

To the superman in my life. Happy birthday! Words are unable to express the amount of love I have for you. For anyone who knows you, knows how much of a kind hearted and bubbly character you are. Your generosity and strong nature are unlike no other I have ever met.

From when you came over to me over 20 years ago to ask me for my number, to building a strong relationship, falling in love, creating an incredible family, and now celebrating this milestone of yours today. It seems like a fairytale dream where I need to pinch myself every so often to believe that it is all true.

To all of you that have made the time to make it here tonight, thank you all for coming. Now back to my loving husband, on your birthday tonight, I want you to enjoy it without a care in the world, because a man like you deserves to be spoilt once in awhile.

Happy birthday my love, may you continue to live with passion. To one of the most sexiest, beautiful, most amazing person apart from myself… Ha-Ha! To my incredible wife. I am unable to express how surreal it feels to have fallen in love and married such a beautiful soul. Your smile, your character, your loving nature are just the tip of the iceberg of the many things you possess. I was asked because I was able to give a birthday speech which honored the birthday person, and was spoken with humor.

People laughed and seemed to enjoy my birthday speeches. Often people commented to me afterwards. These ideas work! They certainly do! These ideas are tested and proven with many different and varied audiences over many years. You'll see everyday speech challenges solved in the case studies and examples: what is humor and how can I use it? How can I add some pizzaz to my speech?

How can I leave them laughing? Whether you are a great speaker or not, this Quick Guide will show you how to put that pizzaz into your Birthday Speech, and you and everyone will enjoy this important celebration. The many ideas in the Guide can be used again and again for the many different speaking occasions that may arise for you, not just this birthday. It's an investment.

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Being kind. Working hard. Never giving up. Your wisdom, your experience, your insight, your authenticity — are inspiring. Today, we offer you our gratitude and our loving best wishes. Personally, I feel very privileged to have a friend like you in my life for so long. You've been an amazing role model, supporter, adviser, confidant and, when there's a game of Rummy Cube afoot, a worthy opponent.

I can only hope that the rest of my journey on Earth is as full of love, joy, happiness and travel as yours. David, all your family and friends here tonight pay tribute to the wonderful, generous and loving person you are. Before we toast this incredible man, I would like to leave you with a poem by Helen Steiner Rice that I adapted to capture what makes David so special as a friend.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses and join me in a toast to this remarkable man [raising your glass towards your David, so others will follow you].

David, may your 80th birthday be as unforgettable as your first kiss, your wedding day or the birth of your children and grandchildren in other words, as unforgettable as you. This video of Mark Twain's famous 70th birthday speech with Val Kilmer as Mark Twain is one of the best birthday speech samples in the world. Intelligent and witty, Mark twain's speech proves that the more personal you get, the better the birthday speech.

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Public Speaking for Beginners. Your friendship is clasped together firmly, With a love that's deep and true, And it's rich with happy memories, and fond recollections, too. Time can't destroy its beauty, For, as long as memory lives, Years can't erase the pleasure, That the joy of your friendship gives.

For your friendship is a priceless gift That can't be bought or sold, But to have a friend like you, Is worth far more than gold. And the golden chain of friendship, Is a strong and blessed tie, Binding kindred hearts together, As the years go passing by. Share your birthday speech with the world! To one of the world's absolute best-kept secret: your honest-to-goodness age.

Cool, friendly, clever, beautiful Here's a birthday toast to you! Now that you're old enough to be a father, I have only one thing to say to you: Live long enough to be a problem to your children. Some people drink from a glass half empty and some drink from a glass half full.

If, like me, you feel nostalgic about your youth and long for the days when you worried more about acne than wrinkles, heed the words of the great Lucille Ball: "If you want to stay young, live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age!

Happy birthday and congratulations. You've finally reached a milestone that all of us older folks must attain: the age of wisdom. That's when you suddenly know everything but everybody under your age pretends to listen to you.

Don't worry, I'll always lend you an ear when you feel the need to bestow your wisdom. I've always heard that every wrinkle has a story.

You must have a War and Peace-size n ovel written all over your face. To the oldest hippie I know: welcome to the 60s — the age, not the decade. Happy 60th birthday. May you die on your th birthday in bed with your wife, who becomes so distraught that she quits her job at Hooters.

To middle age, a time in your life when the biggest obstacle to divorce is the thought of showing your birthday suit to somebody new. Happy birthday. There comes a moment of such clarity, such certainty, when you realize you are old: the moment somebody offers you their seat on a bus May you never go gently into that good seat.

To our birthday boy who is aging wonderfully: Nothing about you is getting too old, except a few of your jokes and stories. Maybe a little more than a few. Here's to the birthday boy who's discovered what really separates the men from the boys — many, many years.

May you never get so old at heart that you find men with combovers attractive. May your idea of a hot time never be sleeping with a heating pad. Here's to heat rubs. Today, I would like to toast our birthday boy and, in the process, defend his dignity.